Rehearsal Commentary - Sunday 23rd November
by Kayleigh McDonald

Everyone is getting tired now you can tell because there are many confused people!
Scene 10! Only 2 more scenes to do and then I can go to my loverly loverly bed where I can sleep lots.
We're having the non-musical equivalent of a musical interlude or a debate as many people call it.
Tom has just put a chair down... wow how exciting.
'Fingering Fart', it should be fact but it always sounds like fart. Someone should tell Karim about that.
ARGH! No one knows their lines It scares me. Ohhhh must Karim shout so much?
Musical Interlood!!! Pluming is the real wod aparently.
Haroun is playing with a stick. My good lord this commentry is rather dull. Head up Tom!!
Crawshaw is forgetting his lines now its infectious!
Maybe we could cancel the show on the grounds of a really nasty case of not knowing lines which is scary as a big pile of flu chasing people all over the place.
And now we are discussing Films!
Karim can't walk, talk and look at Yacein apparently.
Musical interlude!
I have a poorly head! Hary scary shouting from Karim.
SPEAK LIZ for GOD'S SAKE! You won't get hung if you speak. Think of the children! Think of yourself! Oh the drama is too much!!!! SPEAK THE TRUTH! They will listen to you! Noone will despise you! Yes they wil! You'll get beats if you don't tell the truth.
Karim shouts TOO MUCH! It hurts my head! Silent interlude. Followed by musical interlude.
She didn't steal the food!! YAY! Everyone's happy!
Bye bye xxx

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